A cowboy walks into a bar…

June 19, 2007 at 10:43 am (That's not funny...)

…with a Dachshund under his arm. He sits down, and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a shot of whiskey, and a bowl of water for Fido.”

The bartender sets them up, and asks, “What’s with the pooch?”

The cowboy finishes his whiskey. “The sheriff told me to get a long little doggy.”

I’ll try to do better tomorrow.

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