Pardon Me Slur

January 4, 2008 at 1:11 pm (Cussed Dumbers)

Here’s a Friday afternoon sobriety test for ya..

Dr T, the new girl and I were standing around yesterday, having one of our deep, meaningful conversations. The subject? Christina Aguilera and piercings. I’d mentioned a Rolling Stone article about Xtina, how she had eleven piercings, and the accompanying chart that showed ten of them. Since the one *down there* was accounted for, where was the mystery piercing?

Mizelle’s pick? Her sphincter! (She announced this loudly during an aftenoon Indian buffet. Another story, another time.) This tidbit got the work crew messing around with the word, and we eventually came up with this tongue-twister:

“See the silly Spanish-speaking spinster’s splendidly spoiled sphincter splayed sloppily upon the sunny September sidewalk.”

Just try to say that once without sounding drunk. It earned us a lot of funny looks…

1 Comment

  1. gee-no said,

    s c a n d a l o u s ! ! !

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