Like The Duck Said To The Hooker…

November 16, 2011 at 1:15 pm (The Easy Chair)

…Just put it on my bill.

While digging through my backpack the other day, I came across a trove of oddball goodies. An old harmonica. $3 in silver coins. (Will see about converting that into bigger $$ later.) Ooh, what’s this?

Oh nothing! (Quickly palming object.)

Okay, ya caught me. It’s a disposable vibrating cock ring.

"Ooh, that tickles my quack!"

It came (hee hee) with a condom for about $4. A damaged pack laid around the Nightclub store forever. When the condom disappeared, I decided to check out the disposable vibrating cock ring “for research purposes.” That was about three years ago. (See how often I clean out my purse?) I decided it was time to open it up and see what the buzz was about.

I waited until I got to Rain’s. (I hate to waste an opportunity.) She was unimpressed, but I found it amusing. While catching the MAX by PDX soccer haven, I saw my old buddy the goose and couldn’t resist.

I have pictures of Mizelle riding the goose. She has pictures of me riding the goose. (Her pics are better. I look like a retarded viking.) Now the goose has another notch in his/her belt of infamy.

I wonder how long the ring lasted?

1 Comment

  1. Fuq-a-duq said,

    Post NoBills!

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