Virgin Territory

February 16, 2017 at 3:00 pm (Cussed Dumbers)

Uncle Cliffy was giving me the eye. Did I have a giant zit in my forehead? Coke booger? “What?”

“Did you know that the average male penis is six inches long?” he asked.

Before I could affirmate, he continued, “And the average woman’s vagina is eight inches deep. That’s over 150 miles of untapped pussy in New York City alone.”

He then brought out pencil and paper, showing his work.

It’s been a slow, slow day.

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1 Comment

  1. Bobby-No-Nose said,

    Touché..
    or rather-
    Douché.
    😥

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