Keep the Tip. Of Your Finger.

October 26, 2019 at 10:31 am (Cussed Dumbers)

This is my tip jar at work. I make a couple bucks a day off pennies and occasional generosity.

I share a lot out of the proceeds, but nothing chafes my shorts more than some scumbag walking in, scooping up *my* pennies and either:

A.) Purchase a scratch-off and losing, or

B.) Taking the change and spending it at the store across the street.

It makes me want to gouge their eyes out with a spork.

Which you have to ask for, so if you want a spork, don’t take my fucking pennies…

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