Blogpost #500: THANK YOU!!

October 24, 2010 at 4:20 am (Clairissa, Cussed Dumbers, The Easy Chair, Waxing Nostalgic) ()

The fun began on April Fools Day, 2007. Since then I’ve had over 60,000 visitors. (I realize that’s like one day for Bojack, but it sounds like a big number to me.) I’ve shared laughs, purged demons, offered up TMI on several occasions, yet many of you still return. As Bartles and Jaymes are fond of saying, “Thank you for your support!”

I’d like to thank Master P for providing me with such an entertaining job, and indulging me while I prattle on about it. A BIG thank you to Art East, for his technical, artistic and immoral support. We’re like two kids on the playground, seeing who can throw the rock closest to the teacher’s head without actually hitting her. I’m blessed to have such an intelligent co-conspirator.

Thank you, Betsy, for getting me started. I’d never have done it without you.

Thank you, Clairissa, for being my drinking buddy, lust object and confidante. Dr T describes your modeling of the disposable wife-beater as “the best use of a Master P’s plastic grocery bag EVER!” You are a source of constant distraction and inspiration, and I’m proud to share custody of a dead frog with you. Muah!

And, last but not least, thanks to all you goofy motherfuckers who make me smile inwardly, or LOL on the bus. My fellow man is a source of constant amusement, and without you I’d have precious little to make fun of. You done good.

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The Crystal Bubble Something

October 16, 2009 at 9:39 pm (Clairissa, Sweet sticky things) ()

I may have a new favorite Butthole Surfers song. It’s called Something. Okay, it probably won’t qualify as my all-time favorite song, but it will forever remind me of a special night.

Over the last few months, I’ve been teased, flirted up, stood up, promised the moon and given green cheese, etc… Whodathunk I’d have my most romantic, emotionally overwhelming moments of the year with a lesbian at a Butthole Surfers concert?

It wasn’t my plan. Read the rest of this entry »

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Buttholes for her Birthday

July 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm (Clairissa) ()

It’s chilly in my room this morning. With yesterday’s temperatures in the 80s, I had a window fan and a turbo fan blowing when I went to sleep. I woke up long enough to turn the window fan off and cover up. I still had an hour of sleepy time, so I used it to rewind the events of the weekend… Read the rest of this entry »

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